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pranksterqueencrocker:


 Pshhh Karkat and John, you silly boys! You too, Dirk!

Jane put me down you’re not suppose to be this strong.

I don’t think that’s going to happen, Jane.

Anonymous whispered: Psst Dirkkat

No.

ask-incubro:

They were fighting over height.

askacarcinogeneticist:

pranksterqueencrocker:

askacarcinogeneticist:

pranksterqueencrocker:

askacarcinogeneticist:

ask—dirk:

Karkat’s real fucking short.

YEAH, NO.
Exactly how tall are you, Karkat? (Dirk and I are looking for a little comparison!)
CONVERTING IT INTO HUMAN MEASUREMENT LIKE…175 cm?? 5’9?
Aw, shucks! I’m only around 5’1!
THAT’S…REALLY CUTE OH MY GOD.

Not to sound creepy, but you’re both adorable.

YOU’RE A GODDAMN GIANT GET OUT WHAT THE FUCK.
Stop being tall.

Calm down. I’m joking. Do I look 6 feet to you? I’m 5”11.

Anonymous whispered: No shush, Dirk it's ok. I already informed karkat that during that picture he was simply sitting on your lap. ...........((Pft.))

Oh god, don’t remind me.

Karkat’s real fucking short.